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Don't be a Cubicle Decorating Diva

Unless you teach in a classroom, keep the decorating to an absolute minimum (but if you are a teacher, the hearts montage gets a thumbs up from most of us over that pesky periodic table of elements). No single decoration should cause glitter blindness, dizziness, ducking or cringing. All decorations as a whole should be barely detectable.

It’s a narrow window. If you can't squeeze your Valentine's stuff through it, kindly donate to a local elementary school.