Aaron Gouveia has worked as the Content Manager of Salary.com since 2011. Prior to that, he was an award-winning journalist at several prominent New England newspapers. Read more...
At the end of the day, Santa’s greatest strength is his ability to unearth dirty secrets and get to the truth.
The Man in Red has spent decade after decade essentially spying on the public. He knows when you’re sleeping, when you’re awake, when you’ve been good, and -- most importantly -- when you’ve been bad. And the North Pole is filled with millions of files he keeps on us all.
Even more impressive is the sneaky yet brilliant way he’s built a network of spies to which people turn a blind eye. Although powerful, Santa isn’t omnipresent. That’s why he hires and trains an army of mall Santas to perform his reconnaissance missions and report back to him. Furthermore, the recent “Elf on the Shelf” phenomenon is an ingenious way to spy on people in their homes without them suspecting a thing.
That’s why Santa could make a fortune as a private detective who uncovers valuable secrets of all kinds.