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Everything I Know about Business I Learned from My Pet

Good dogs don't do drama

A healthy parakeet won't mope if its owner opts to play classical Vivaldi when it was really more in the mood for some smooth Pat Metheny tunes. 
A beagle wouldn't hold a grudge if its bed were moved closer to accounting to facilitate collaboration.

Emotionally healthy people keep the drama on their DVR. They don't saturate tissues in a corner of the break room insisting they're "fine." 

No snarling or sulking at the office, please. Spare the staff and save it for Dr. Phil.