According to our job description, a Facilities Manager "ensures optimal functioning of building systems including mechanical, electrical, fire/life safety. May manage a staff of employees in the maintenance of building and grounds." Dads everywhere often take it upon themselves to be captains of weekend do-it-yourself projects around the house. That "staff of employees" usually translates into "children engaging in forced labor," but without the hard work of dads constantly fixing things up around the house, said house would be rough shape.
Thankfully, the job description also states "May oversee contractors for facility renovation projects," for all those times dads bite off more than they can chew and have to call in a professional. Even though they TOTALLY could've done it themselves!