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Know the Code: Work Wardrobe Dos and Don'ts

Don't flash

If you think you might have seen any of the Real Housewives wear it while walking their bejeweled, indulged doggies, set it aside.

Or guys, if there's any possibility it's been worn by an NBA player or seen on TMZ, try whatever's dangling on the next hanger over.

That shirt might look great on the dance floor, but might also leave you with a lot more hours available for dancing, if you catch our drift.