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Article:

Surprising Facts about Workplace Germs and What to Do about Them

And the Germy Award goes to...

If you answered C, we appreciate your fair-mindedness, but wah-wah -- wrong! So, obviously it's gotta be those "gross, dirty" men, right? Wrong again.

Believe it or not, it's the "fairer" sex whose desks crawl with the most germs. (Note that we used parentheses so as not to be accused of sexism.)