In our survey, there were lots of bathroom stories. We decided to share the funny rather than the gross.
I'm a female architect and went out to a site one day.
Demo had already begun on a house we were renovating. I waved to the
first guy I saw. To my dismay, the bathroom walls were gutted and the
guy was on the toilet doing his business.
Because of seating arrangements, I sit within 10 feet of the ladies' restroom. While on the phone with a very high profile client, the door is opened and the toilet flushes. The client hears it and says, "Are you in the restroom?" I had to tell him, "No, I just sit next to it."