Before you laugh at the guy with spinach in his teeth or the girl with something hanging from a nostril, check a mirror!
After returning from lunch, where I had a blueberry-based
drink, I went to a meeting with our new VP of procurement, hoping to
make a good impression. After the meeting, I headed to the restroom
where, to my horror, I had the worst case of blueberry-skin teeth you've
I was presenting to a room full of people who seemed
slightly taken aback by what I was saying. After the meeting, I went
home and looked into the mirror and realized I had cut myself shaving
that morning and had dried blood all over my neck.