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12 Ways Working Moms Can Rebalance Work & Life

How to Successfully Walk the Work/Life Tightrope Without a Net

Balance: The Impossible Dream (or is it?)

Outside the vacuum-sealed fluorescent-lit corridors and beyond the pitted asphalt of the remote parking lot, it shimmers with vague yet enticing promises of renewal and restoration -- home. And so you press forward, one patent-pumped footstep after another, towards your treasured oasis.

Spoiler Alert: Letdown moment ahead. Not one member of your indigenous tribe remembered to let the dog out, and you know what that means. Your spouse is working late and (“Sorry!”) can’t drive to baseball practice as agreed. Suddenly, far behind you, that pile of reports on your desk is now shimmering and beginning a belly dance.

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