Trading Assistant jobs in Michigan

I'm Looking for a very particular skill set. Although no experience is required. The ideal candidate would be able to remain focused for extended periods of time without being distracted. They would be analytical, ambitious, teachable, be able to learn and remember lots of information and based off that information be able to make calculations quickly and effectively. They would also have a keen interest in finance and the stock market. They would have to be very reliable. The ability to travel would also be helpful.
Job details:
You would be my personal assistant and would primally help me with stock trading. I'm trading with a high value trading account so emotions can run high at times. So I need someone that can help me effectively navigate that. If I needed to leave for any reason you would take over and execute trades. You might also be asked to go pick up lunch or run some errands as needed. The hours would be 8:45-4:00 Monday- Friday with all holidays off.
The pay would be performance based and the base pay would be roughly $250 a day and if you excel at it with bonuses you could easily make between $500-$1,000 a day. There would be no health benefits of any kind. There would be some possible paid travel out of the country. For the right person there would also be room to grow and advance in this position.

Please include a cover letter explaining why you think you would excel in this position. Please include as much information as possible. Personality traits, personal and business goals, hobbies, interests, where you see yourself in 5-10 years, your ambitions, your aspirations, how does your brain work, do you think like everyone else, what sets you apart, do you think outside the box??? Is there anything in your personal life that would hinder your performance?

Job Types: Full-time, Contract

Pay: $45.00 - $90.00 per hour

Expected hours: 37 per week

Schedule:

• 8 hour shift
• Day shift

Work Location: In person